My muppet personality
Posted by Dim Bulb on August 13, 2007
In one test I was told that I was a very erudite person with a multifarious vocabulary (guess which two words I had to look up). In a second test I was ranked as an 88% tortured genius. Now, apparently, I have the personality of muppet Dr Bunsen Honeydew. Anybody see a psychological profile developing? (See UPDATE below)
You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew |
![]() You take the title “mad scientist” to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab. And you’ve invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician. But while you’re busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker! “Oh, that’s very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute.” |
UPDATE:
After contacting my “friends” in the FBI-it’s amazing how many of those you make when you insult wealthy Massachusetts’s Democrats-for help in determining my psychological profile, I received this in reply. Along with an artist’s rendering of my future claim to fame

Puff the Magic Dragon said
You have “friends” in the FBI who have profiled you, and Mulder and Scully have I.D.’d you as the unabomber. I’d contact the lone gunman, get a second opinion.
I’d have to say that, for you, the truth is really out there.