Posted this rather quickly, maybe I’ll flesh it out some at a latter date.
As the presidential amateur hour continues to perform encore after inept encore on a story that might have actually helped them had it been handled honestly from the start; and as conspiracy theories continue to grow, the White House is now once again changing the storyline; this time in order to protect the butt of the second most useless man in Washington. Apparently (if the administration is now to be believed) it wasn’t a team of Navy SEALS who put out the eye of Assama bin Laden at all.
According to White House spokesperson (and MSNBC personality) Roachel Madcow, the carnage in the compound at Abbottabad, which took the life of the unarmed freedom
fighter activist bin Laden, was the work of a single, white, conservative, gun-loving, racist, birther,Tea Party member whose services were retained by the zionist regime in Israel Palestine.
On her program Ms. Madcow showed a home movie video clip she claimed was proof that the alleged perpetrator’s racism and love of guns began at an early age. She introduced the clip in the following words: “At the age of 11 this suspect’s pasty white, suburban family, was threatened by a notorious gang of thugs led by a man…a white man…named ‘Black Bart.” Yet you’ll notice in this never before seen video which we are about to show you…umm… you’ll notice that the suspect’s first victim-and victim is the right word to use here because, as you will see, these thugs, like Osama, were unarmed-his first victim here is an African American.
Okay…so you understand what you’re about to see here. We have the suspect on tape, at a very young age, learning that his family is being endangered by a gang led by an individual…a white man named Black Bart; but it’s a black man that is shot first. Get it! Already at the tender age of 11 this child…this product of white, suburban America, was engaging in racial profiling. Alright, Chuck, roll the clip, please. (emphasis added)
UPDATE: CNN in reporting that the suspect, Peter Billingsley (a.k.a., Ralph “Ralphie” Parker), is a well known master of disguise, and often masquerades as a member of the animal kingdom. They are reporting that he was last seen working as a model for Nestle’s Chocolate.
UPDATE #2: The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has reported-and the story has been confirmed by MSNBC-Peter Billingsley (a.k.a., Ralph “Ralphie” Parker) is dead, the victim of a pregnancy test. The Enquirer stumbled upon the information while doing an expose of the most recent scandal to rock the set of the extremely popular ABC show AMERICAN IDOL.
The Enquirer was investigating rumors, rampant on the set of IDOL, that host, Jennifer Lopez, was pregnant via the hand (pardon the euphemism) of IDOL co-host Steven Tyler, a legendary womanizer and front man for the band Areosmith.
According to the ENQUIRER’s ace reporter, Jack Muckraker, “Steven and Billingsley were acquaintances, nothing more. Steven has had his share of career ups and downs and, now that he is back in the saddle again and riding a career high, he felt that he should use his current luck to help others in show business, such as Billingsley.”
But why Billingsley, a racist assassin?
“Well,” said Muckraker, “Steven Tyler didn’t known any of that. Look, Tyler kicked a decades long addiction to drugs and alcohol by making Nestle’s Strawberry Quick his drink of choice. Billingsley was the model for the Strawberry Quick rabbit. There is an intense, emotional connection there, in spite of their not really knowing one another all that well. As far as he knew, Billingsley was a down on his luck artist and model. Billingsley, in bunny costume, approached Mr. Tyler and asked for employment of any kind. Mr. Tyler, fearing that Ms. Lopez might be pregnant, employed Billingsleys services as a test rabbit.”
Sorry, couldn’t finish this post, will try and update.