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Notre Dame Is Proud To Present

Posted by Dim Bulb on May 16, 2009

NOTRE DAME IS PROUD TO PRESENT

OBAMARAMA FEST 2009

FEATURING THE LIBERAL-COMIC STYLINGS OF

PRESIDENT JENKINS AND THE ROMAN COLLAR COMEDY TOUR

With Performances by:

Hans Kung

(Performing his “I’m a Little Whiner” Skit)

Richard McBrien

(Singing his classic “Get Your Kicks On Route 666)

CLOWNS IN THE CATHEDRAL

(Featuring Arcbishop Kothgasser and the Spirit of Vatican II Dancers performing “The Bozo Bop” )

clown mass

WITH OTHER PERFORMANCES BY:

SOUR GRAPE AND THE COMMUNION WHINERS
(Rappin their hit “The Cup Of Blessing Is A Loving Cup”)

PONTIUS PILATE AND THE NAIL DRIVING FIVE
(Singing “Hang Him High”)

THE OBAMAPHILE CATHOLICS
(Singing “To Hell With Chidren” and “Kill ‘Em Before Ya Birth “Em”)

AND

DOGMAPHOBIA
(Singing “What Is Truth”)

Come, honor the King and leave the Fear of God behind!

PREMIUM SEATING IN THE ASSEMBLY OF SCOFFERS IS LIMITED SO RESERVE YOUR TICKETS NOW FOR A HELLISHLY GOOD TIME!

2 Responses to “Notre Dame Is Proud To Present”

  1. churchmouse said

    This is the best blog post I’ve ever seen anywhere. Thank you so much for the laugh (and the truthtelling)!

    • Dim Bulb said

      Thanks for stopping by. Stay tuned, I’m working on an exclusive. It seems the Roman Collar Comedy Tour has been asked to give a command performance before the “lord” of this World. I hope to have all the details by this evening.

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