Rules For Radioers

Air American has gone bankrupt.  I don’t know why, they followed all the rules for success.

Rule #1.  Have something idiotic to say.

Rule #2.  Endeavour to establish a “kook” fringe base.

Rule #3.  If necessary, be a martyr to the cause.  Go belly up during a progressive administration before the implementation of the fairness doctrine, your democrat masters need a pretext.

Rule #4.  In a post-fairness doctrine era become “too big to fail.”

Rule #5. Avoid interviewing Al Gore during the winter months, he always leaves a snow storm in his wake.

Rule #6. Play the race and Ted Kennedy cards at every opportunity.

feel free to add some of your own rules in the combox.